Josh Duhamel, the handsome-white-guy-from-the-thing, has been added to the cast of Garry Marshall's New Years Eve, joining the likes of Robert De Niro, Ashton Kutcher, Sofia Vergara, Halle Berry, Zac Efron, Jessica Biel, Michelle Pfeiffer, Abigail Breslin, Hilary Swank, Sarah Jessica Parker and Sienna Miller. Yes, it's time for another hot-people-on-parade movie. From He's Just Not That Into You, to Valentine's Day (which I've dubbed White People: The Movie), these films are cheap to make and packed with stars. How, you ask? Because the stars only have about five minutes of screen time each. That way you can cram forty famous/pretty people into your film, and your audience never catches on! Duhamel, from "Las Vegas' and the Transformers saga (sagas are movies longer than two hours long, right?), will most likely be playing a cool bartender, or an architect with a dating secret. Seriously, folks, these movies write themselves. (The Wrap)