Dude, I Think The Mermaids From ‘Pirates 4' Are Checking You Out
So, I'm gonna go over to the mermaids and be all like, "Johnny Depp is overexposed these days," "Captain Jack Sparrow is a total gaygo," "god, do we really need another Pirates movie poster" - and then you come in, pretend to punch me in the stomach and bam: you're in with three hot mermaid chicks. Hope you can breath underwater and have sex underwater without suffocating. Oh, and you totally owe me. It's times like these I wish I wasn't married to that brazen wench of mine.
Hey, are we going over there or what? Cause on May 18th those fin-flapping bitches are gonna swim into theaters nationwide and you'll have blown your big chance. Just sayin'. (Empire Online)