Drunk Memorial Day Barbecue Post: Black ‘Spider-Man’ Debate

Monday, May 31 by

My stupid sisters in-law is a racists!

So here I amm, drinking off my ass off, enjoying m brothers bbq, when all of the sudden hes wife starts running hers mouth asbout Spiderman.  I don’t tal aabout to her abouut being a loudmouth b****itch, so why dos she try to talks to me about SPidey?

So anyyways, she starts saying spidermans should’tn be the black guy from nbc’s"Cimmunity", (Donald Glover), and I’m all like "why the f*** knot?!" Spiderman is a fictucious characters, so why not let a black guy play him for a chage.

Its not like we’re taking about a reel charcter from the real world. If Toby McGuire was playing martin lawrence king jr., that woulnd be tottally rasicsit? But spidey man is not real. See what I mean?

I hate my sister-in-laww. She is so stupid and rascist. She went to a 2 yrs college and never left home. I went to a foureyear schools andf spents semesters in Spain, so I hace more perspecives, ya know.

If you want a good movie about black people, you should watch The Wire! That’s the best mocvie about black people their is. I should make my sister in laws watch The Wire, then she’d be cool with black spidey. God my siter in law is a b***ch.

 

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