Disney Deems Tom Hanks And Tim Allen Fit Enough For On-Camera Work

Wednesday, March 2 by

Disney thinks its time the disembodied voices of Tom Hanks and Tim Allen appear corporealized together on film. Sorry guys, no more late call times for you. With Toy Story 3 raking in over a billion dollars and an Oscar win, the studio is eager to put Hanks and Allen in Jungle Cruise. The film is based upon the theme park ride and Shrek writer Roger S.H. Schulman is in charge of scripting.

There are no plot details yet, but if history is any indicator Tim Allen will mug for the camera while smelling hippo farts and Hanks will be trapped in the coils of an anaconda. Bonus points to Shulman if he includes the line, “There’s a snake in my boat!” (Deadline)

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  1. March 2, 2011 11:55 am

    Anonymous

    i guess cause pirates is so successful, they’ll adapt any ride they think might possibly work as a movie.