Director Davis Guggenheim Quits Justin Bieber’s Stupid 3D Biopic

Wednesday, August 4 by

Is he wearing lipstick?

Yesterday it seemed a little odd when it was announced that Oscar-winning director Davis Guggenheim would direct the upcoming 3D Justin Bieber biopic. And I guess it seemed odd to Guggenheim too, because he has just taken himself off the project according to Deadline. Guggenheim cites "scheduling conflicts" as the reason for his departure, but we all know that’s just Hollywood speak for "This diminutive singing child punches people in the balls. I’m not willing to put my balls at risk to work with him."

So as of right now, the very important film is left without a director. I think what Justin needs most is someone who can really identify with him. Someone who knows his music inside and out. Someone with Doritos breath. If only such a person existed.

 

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