Diora Baird, Elisabeth Rohm, and the Dude from ‘Lost’ Join ‘Transit’

Tuesday, August 24 by

Diora Baird, arguably the sexiest woman on Earth, Elisabeth Rohm, and the not hot chick Harold Parrineau have been cast in ‘Transit’. THR has more details but I’ll preface this block quote by saying it doesn’t expand on Diora’s perfect measurements:

Antonio Negret is directing the drama about a band of thieves on the run from a bank robbery and the suburban family they come across during their escape. When the criminals stash their stolen money in the family’s SUV at a rest stop, the road trippers unwittingly draw the murderous band of outlaws on their trail.

Note to thieves: don’t stow your money in a location that has the ability to leave with it. A better option would have been to safely tuck it away in Diora’s cleavage. Look, I’m sorry to go on about her, but the woman should be behind velvet ropes in a museum. Or a strip club. Whichever one allows greater access.

 

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