‘Despicable Me’ Trailer Counts as Annoying

Wednesday, March 24 by

The Despicable Me trailer gives me the frownies. If I had kids who made me play this repeatedly for them while they jump up and down and giggle, "Again, Daddy, again!", they’d be orphaned like the precocious tots in the story. But that’s why I only bed menopausal women. Have fun parents!!

At least now we see a semblance of the plot as Steve Carell’s Gru and his minions strive to steal the moon, bash an adorable children’s book about kittens drinking milk, and enact revenge on a smug carnie. It’s about time someone knocked those gypsies down a few pegs. They think they’re so great with their intimate Tilt-a-Whirl knowledge and methamphetamine addictions.

Check out the Despicable Me trailer after the jump.

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