DEADLIEST MORNING NEWS

Tuesday, April 7 by
Tonight Spike TV premieres their gory new series Deadliest Warrior. This is the show for you if your inner monologue consists of hounding questions like, ‘Who would win in a fight — a Viking or a ninja?’ The program brings in the experts to hypothesize the outcomes of these ultimate grudge matches. Personally, my money’s on the Viking. Fights this season consist of Apache vs. Roman, Green Beret vs. Spetnaz, Yakuza vs. Mafia, Lumberjack vs. Bigfoot, Giant Donkey vs. Killer Whale, Bill Cosby vs. Swarm of Bats, Cowboy vs. Nessie, Kitten vs. Roomba, Rage vs. Machine, and Mike Tyson vs. Horse. Tune in tonight!
 
 
 
Enjoy more of your morning news below.
 

New poster alludes to whereabouts of wild things (Yahoo)

John McClane wishes you’d visit the Coast. (Chris Kula)

Breast fans may be left wanting by Terminator Salvation (Latino Review)

Listen to the Kenny Powers audio biography (Funny Or Die)

Bunny movies popping up everywhere (Hollywood Reporter)

Toxic Avenger: The Musical crosses the Hudson (Variety)

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