Add one more ironic name to the C-List cast already attached to Piranha 3DD: David Hasslehoff. I’m as surprised as you are that he was available, but he was. His role wasn’t specified in the release, but one can safely assume that he will be playing “David Hasselhoff,” though possibly with a different name, like “Daniel Hacklebottom” or something.
The Hoff joins Ving Rhames Paul Scheer, Katrina Bowden, David Koechner, and Christopher Lloyd. Kind of a sausagefest. Poor Katrina won’t stand a chance, especially if Ving Rhames is channeling his character “Diamond Dog” from Con Air.
Knight Rider could use this career boost after his reality show on A&E got pulled after just two episodes. People clearly didn’t want to see him living his day-to-day life, but maybe they’ll be interested in seeing him eaten alive by tiny fish with sharp teeth. I think they just might be. (THR)