Don't rule out a David Fincher-directed Piranha 3D sequel. The acclaimed director has revealed himself as a man after our own hearts with his radical approach to marketing The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.

Taking a page from Joe Francis's book, Fincher presented his proposed one-sheet to the Hollywood Reporter. "It shows actor Daniel Craig half-hidden behind co-star Rooney Mara, who's looking directly into the camera. Her hair is spiky, her face pierced with rings, her body covered in tattoos. It's black and white and beautiful, but there's no way in hell any studio will ever let Fincher use it, as he knows. Because Mara is naked from the waist up."

The article also points out that Fincher keeps a rifle on his desk as "a reminder of the consequences." The MPAA had better keep this in mind before they ask him to airbrush a bra onto her.