There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jason Statham way to handle life's problems. To live by the Statham way means kicking as much possible ass with a cool British smokers accent and still no break a sweat. Statham, the former olympic swimming diver, turned mega action star shows that you should never mess with Union Jack in a dark alleyway or street fight. With The Expendables opening this week, Statham shows how a tough guy should act and still keep his cool, remember head butt first and ask questions later, mate.

Highly Debatable Best Role: Chev Chelios in Crank

Weird Fact: Made In The Name Of The King with Uwe Boll at the height of his popularity.


Uncomfortable Interview Question: You and Jet Li have now made three movies together. How much do you f*cking hate that guy?

Best Fatality: Kicks the head off a bad guy into the ocean in Crank 2: High Voltage

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