Comments on: Caption Contest: ‘And Soon The Darkness’ DVD Prize Pack!

By: Gbear

Gbear — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 23:33:00 +0000

We are not going any further if there is any truth in the rumour that Karl Urban keeps his clothes on in this movie.

By: Mayor McCheese

Mayor McCheese — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 06:22:00 +0000

I think Robert Frost had the wrong idea.

By: Super McAwesome

Super McAwesome — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 06:01:00 +0000

Spring break on the Appalachian Trail is overrated.

By: Ronald O.

Ronald O. — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 01:54:00 +0000

This wasn’t what we had in mind when the producers said we’d get a new set of wheels.

By: Ronald O.

Ronald O. — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 01:20:00 +0000

Odette: Why are you holding your bike seat like that?

Amber: I’m practicing for “a small part my boyfriend has”
in a upcoming adult film that I also have a part in.

By: louie141

louie141 — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 20:15:00 +0000

Oh, these are bicycles?! We thought they were make-up carriers.

By: Omerta131

Omerta131 — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 14:36:00 +0000

We are lost, you better drop your pants. What? When do people always show up…consider it a probability experiment

By: vanqueefer

vanqueefer — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 04:50:00 +0000

“I told you we over packed”

By: G4torturedsoul

G4torturedsoul — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 03:59:00 +0000

With a chest that small why wear a sports bra at all.

By: Ronald O.

Ronald O. — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 02:20:00 +0000

Odette: Over there, in that old cabin, is where I got my first BIG break in the business.

Amber: Who was he again?

Odette: That dude that runs the Screen Junkies website, he’s a MONSTER! and it’s HUGE!

By: Ronald O.

Ronald O. — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 02:09:00 +0000

Odette: Over there, in that old cabin, is where I got my first BIG break in the business.

Amber: Who was he again?

By: Ronald O.

Ronald O. — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 01:05:00 +0000

The sign reads, “Screen Junkies Behind This Bush! Enter Here For Your Fix!”

By: Bstein

Bstein — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 00:52:00 +0000

Yes that Axe does make you look strong and sure we would love to come to your cave for supper.

By: Bstein

Bstein — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 00:51:00 +0000

Look mister I don’t care how much you want to pay us we are not staring in your “2 girls and a cup” video. But here is the # for my sister and her friend Wygenia.

By: Bstein

Bstein — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 00:46:00 +0000

Remember that time in College when we experimented in our sexuality that night we were drunk? Want to try that again?

By: Ronald O.

Ronald O. — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 00:46:00 +0000

Where is our movie set again? We’re like totally lost without our GPS navigational system.

By: Bstein

Bstein — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 00:43:00 +0000

Do you smell that? YES for fuck sakes I farted 30 min ago and its still not funny!!!

By: Bstein

Bstein — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 00:38:00 +0000

You know you look like a slut with that yellow bra thing on? Ya I know now shut up and kiss me.

By: Ronald O.

Ronald O. — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 00:00:00 +0000

Lets not go that way, from the looks of that trail, Ron Jeremy has been there and has marked it his territory.

By: Steve Reed

Steve Reed — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 20:00:00 +0000

Maybe we shouldn’t have watched ‘Deliverance’ before this trip…

By: Steve Reed

Steve Reed — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 19:55:00 +0000

Are you sure this is where BigMovieStar69 said the auditions were?

By: Steve Reed

Steve Reed — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 19:42:00 +0000

Favre, you brought us all the way out here to show us…that? Just text us next time.

By: Steve Reed

Steve Reed — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 19:36:00 +0000

No, I’ve never smelt a ‘chloroform flower’ before, but it sounds lovely!

By: Adamx

Adamx — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 18:44:00 +0000

I don’t care if you are Gary Busey there’s no way in hell your junk is bigger than this seat.

By: Steve Reed

Steve Reed — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 18:35:00 +0000

Two girls, one trail.

By: Nickyp717

Nickyp717 — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 18:05:00 +0000

You want us to re-enact “What” part of Black Swan?!