Caption Contest: ‘And Soon The Darkness’ DVD Prize Pack!

Monday, December 20 by

To celebrate the release of And Soon The Darkness on DVD and Blu-ray December 28th, we’re giving away a DVD prize pack that includes And Soon The Darkness, The Disappearance of Alice Creed The Crazies, and Frozen. That’s a ridiculous amount of hot ladies to feast your eyes on, including Amber Heard and Odette Yustman. I don’t know if you can tell by the above cover art, but they wear bikinis.

All you have to do is post the funniest caption you can muster for the still frame above in the comments section below.

Contest ends Wednesday at 11:59PM EST. The winner will be announced via Twitter, Facebook, and on the site.

You can enter as many times as you’d like, but make sure your caption delivers the goods. This toned, smooth-skinned prize pack loves a good sense of humor.

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COMMENTS

  1. December 20, 2010 8:58 am

    Nickyp717

    You want us to re-enact “What” part of Black Swan?!


  2. December 20, 2010 8:58 am

    Steve Reed

    Two girls, one trail.


  3. December 20, 2010 8:58 am

    Adamx

    I don’t care if you are Gary Busey there’s no way in hell your junk is bigger than this seat.


  4. December 20, 2010 8:58 am

    Steve Reed

    No, I’ve never smelt a ‘chloroform flower’ before, but it sounds lovely!


  5. December 20, 2010 8:58 am

    Steve Reed

    Favre, you brought us all the way out here to show us…that? Just text us next time.


  6. December 20, 2010 8:58 am

    Steve Reed

    Are you sure this is where BigMovieStar69 said the auditions were?


  7. December 20, 2010 8:58 am

    Steve Reed

    Maybe we shouldn’t have watched ‘Deliverance’ before this trip…


  8. December 20, 2010 8:58 am

    Ronald O.

    Lets not go that way, from the looks of that trail, Ron Jeremy has been there and has marked it his territory.


  9. December 20, 2010 8:58 am

    Bstein

    You know you look like a slut with that yellow bra thing on? Ya I know now shut up and kiss me.


  10. December 20, 2010 8:58 am

    Bstein

    Do you smell that? YES for fuck sakes I farted 30 min ago and its still not funny!!!


  11. December 20, 2010 8:58 am

    Bstein

    Remember that time in College when we experimented in our sexuality that night we were drunk? Want to try that again?


  12. December 20, 2010 8:58 am

    Ronald O.

    Where is our movie set again? We’re like totally lost without our GPS navigational system.


  13. December 20, 2010 8:58 am

    Bstein

    Look mister I don’t care how much you want to pay us we are not staring in your “2 girls and a cup” video. But here is the # for my sister and her friend Wygenia.


  14. December 20, 2010 8:58 am

    Bstein

    Yes that Axe does make you look strong and sure we would love to come to your cave for supper.


  15. December 20, 2010 8:58 am

    Ronald O.

    The sign reads, “Screen Junkies Behind This Bush! Enter Here For Your Fix!”


  16. December 20, 2010 8:58 am

    Ronald O.

    Odette: Over there, in that old cabin, is where I got my first BIG break in the business.

    Amber: Who was he again?


  17. December 20, 2010 8:58 am

    Ronald O.

    Odette: Over there, in that old cabin, is where I got my first BIG break in the business.

    Amber: Who was he again?

    Odette: That dude that runs the Screen Junkies website, he’s a MONSTER! and it’s HUGE!


  18. December 20, 2010 8:58 am

    G4torturedsoul

    With a chest that small why wear a sports bra at all.


  19. December 20, 2010 8:58 am

    vanqueefer

    “I told you we over packed”


  20. December 20, 2010 8:58 am

    Omerta131

    We are lost, you better drop your pants. What? When do people always show up…consider it a probability experiment


  21. December 20, 2010 8:58 am

    louie141

    Oh, these are bicycles?! We thought they were make-up carriers.


  22. December 20, 2010 8:58 am

    Ronald O.

    Odette: Why are you holding your bike seat like that?

    Amber: I’m practicing for “a small part my boyfriend has”
    in a upcoming adult film that I also have a part in.


  23. December 20, 2010 8:58 am

    Ronald O.

    This wasn’t what we had in mind when the producers said we’d get a new set of wheels.


  24. December 20, 2010 8:58 am

    Super McAwesome

    Spring break on the Appalachian Trail is overrated.


  25. December 20, 2010 8:58 am

    Mayor McCheese

    I think Robert Frost had the wrong idea.


  26. December 20, 2010 8:58 am

    Gbear

    We are not going any further if there is any truth in the rumour that Karl Urban keeps his clothes on in this movie.