Columbia Pictures Hires ‘Lone Ranger’ Writer To Ooze Out A He-Man Script

Tuesday, October 8 by
Call him Adam, please.  

After seeing how The Lone Ranger elevated the medium of film in a fashion not seen since the days of Sergio Eisenstein, Columbia pictures was all, “Let’s get the guy who wrote this to do our He-Man movie…COOL!!!!!!!111!!!!”

With that unbridled outburst that I just imagined, the studio has hired Terry Rossio to pen a script. However, the entire development exercise seems like a fool’s errand, as there’s already a perfectly awesome He-Man movie that everyone can agree on. And it’s a hell of a lot shorter than The Lone Ranger.

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