After seeing how The Lone Ranger elevated the medium of film in a fashion not seen since the days of Sergio Eisenstein, Columbia pictures was all, "Let's get the guy who wrote this to do our He-Man movie...COOL!!!!!!!111!!!!"

With that unbridled outburst that I just imagined, the studio has hired Terry Rossio to pen a script. However, the entire development exercise seems like a fool's errand, as there's already a perfectly awesome He-Man movie that everyone can agree on. And it's a hell of a lot shorter than The Lone Ranger.