Colin Farrell To Star In ‘World Of Warcraft’ Movie, Immediately Loses 28% Of His Sex Appeal

Monday, September 23 by
Nice earrings, Sally.  

Colin “Leeeeeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins” Farrell has been scooped up by Legendary Pictures to star in the upcoming World of Warcraft movie, which would be sorta “meh” news if the guy directing it wasn’t Duncan Jones.

Jones did a lot with a little in both Moon and Source Code, so it will be interesting to see if this time around, he will do:

  • A lot with a lot
  • A lot with a little (again)
  • A little with a little
  • A little with a lot
  • Something with nothing
  • Make a completely forgettable action/fantasy from a property that 90% of Americans would cross the street to avoid

So…exciting news in Tinseltown. Colin Farrell best watch himself after that Total Recall business. Audiences have long memories when it comes to flops.

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