Colin Farrell's ex Emma Forrest has sold her memoir, Your Voice In My Head, to British production company Ruby Films. It recounts Forrest's time as a young woman struggling with depression in the aftermath of a suicide attempt, who was saved by a psychiatrist who was secretly dying of cancer. Sounds like a date movie!

Though she was not with Farrell at that point in her life, he does appear in the story. Forrest had previously written about Farrell right after the dissolution of their yearlong relationship with the now dead film project Liars A-E. Considering she seems a little obsessed with him, I'm going to imagine she also wrote angry poems about him in a blue moleskin. Poems that you just wouldn't understand because you're cold and missing the love gene, Colin! **cranks up Taylor Swift and sulks** (Deadline)