Feeling smart? I've got some Christopher Nolan news that should knock you down a peg or two here. Namely, he'll be directing a film called Interstellar that is based on a script by his brother Jonathan.

I could dimly lay out the premise, but suffice it to say, it's science fiction and involves wormholes, alternate realities, and time travel. Oh, and it's based on the works of a gravitational physicist, so you know the characters will be relatable.

Oh shit. My nose is bleeding. Damn you, Nolan.

The film recently had Steven Spielberg attached to it, who probably would have laid it out in a nice, linear fashion and used heavy-symbolism that we could all keep up with. That sounds much nicer.