China To Open World’s Largest Disney Store, Will Become The Height Of Fashion

Friday, October 25 by
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I have trouble differentiating between the haute couture looks of Disney and the fashion-forward runway stylings of Looney Tunes, so if I confuse the two, just remember that I’m referring to hot, sexy clothing, and that’s all that really matters.

Disney has announced that it will be building its largest store in the world in the Pudong area of Shanghai. This store will accompany the newest Disney theme park, which will also be in Shanghai. The store will open in 2015, which means that Chinese people will have to wear stupid regular clothes, which have literally no representations of Donald Duck on them, until then. UGH!

Maybe the people could wear some of the 806 billion items of counterfeited Disney clothing until then to hold them over. Just a thought.

 

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