Charlie Sheen, after laughing so hard his balls ruptured and spilled cocaine everywhere or whatever it was that happened, apparently had the idea that he isn’t getting paid enough to do another Major League movie. He recently had a phone interview with a TMZ reporter in which he disclosed that Morgan Creek, the producers of such a movie, don’t think “I’m as valuable as I do.” Which I guess means he wants more money than they want to pay him? I guess he can join the club that consists of every other person in the professional world ever, most of which don’t have enough money to live like Charlie Sheen. Hey, I just had an idea for a title: Major League 3: Class Warfare.
Anyway, in the video, Sheen says that his legions of fans should storm the Morgan Creek offices with “pitchforks, torches, and an angry mob” in order to ensure Sheen gets his due. So expect to see him on an FBI watchlist before the end of the month. (via TMZ)