Charlie Sheen Calls Thomas Jefferson A Pussy

Thursday, February 24 by

GO CHARLIE, GO!

After his latest statements, I have decided that anyone who dares reach out to this man to change him will pull back a bloody stump. With his brand of drug-addled crazy, he seriously threatens to overtake Kanye West as the mayor of Insane-O-Ville. Mel Gibson will remain City Manager.

During an (initially) innocuous interview on “The Alex Jones Show,” Sheen:

  • Offered to provide a urine sample in the interviewer’s mouth
  • Slammed a porn star that didn’t join him to the Bahamas. (Don’t worry, he’s still got two more with him. Natalie Kenly and Bree Olson, for those scoring at home.)
  • Called his boss, “Two-and-a-Half Men” creator Chuck Lorre, a handful of anti-semitic slurs, “a turd,” and claimed Lorre had an “un-evolved mind,” unlike Sheen, who claimed that his own mind was capable of curing his alcoholism.

His exact words? Per TMZ, he said “I have a disease? Bulls**t! I cured it … with my mind.”

When Alex Jones then told Sheen that he sounded like Thomas Jefferson (a compliment, I guess?), Sheen graciously replied, “I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy!” They were afraid to teach us THAT in history class.

Right now, Charlie Sheen is the most entertaining man in America…with his mind.

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COMMENTS

  1. February 24, 2011 2:26 pm

    TinyDickman

    I’m pretty sure Joaquin Phoenix is still the king of Insane-O-Ville


  2. February 24, 2011 2:26 pm

    Anonymous

    his life is a depressing roller coaster.


  3. February 24, 2011 2:26 pm

    Pdibs

    And so called patriot Alex Jones just sat there, said nothing and kept on kissing Charlies ass.

    What a disgarce!


  4. February 24, 2011 2:26 pm

    Escobar Jose

    Pdibs your a fool and im assuming your sitting in front of Computer, no job and wan*king to poRn!!! Demonising Alex Jones and Charlie, typical response….. You have no idea. First you make a simple claim that ” So called patriot” Alex Jones.. what the f*** who the hell are you to comment on Alex Jones and patriotism – you fool!!

    Secondly, Alex he wasn’t kissing Charlie’s ass in any way shape or form.. Get your facts right before making comments on situations you know nothing about!

    And to add –> everyone has potential to make mistakes!! Let he without sin cast the first stone

    your comment is the disgrace!


  5. February 24, 2011 2:26 pm

    Escobar Jose

    as yours is perfect lmao… shut the hell up


  6. February 24, 2011 2:26 pm

    Viggsmikev

    Someones obviosly got a serious hard on for Charlie Sheen. Stop taking shit so personal.
    Nobodies fault but your own that you developed an infatuation for a talentless cokehead retard. The man thought “Flowers of Flesh and Blood” was a fucking snuff film and called the FBI! It has fucking credits roll at the end of it. You and Charlie would be perfect for each other being you both seem to have come from the shallow end of the gene pool. In all seriousness though…
    why stick up for a celeb so hard, having people burn you on a message board is a small price to pay for being one of the highest paid television actors. Go finish off your 8ball and blow a load all over your Two and a Half Men dvd collection.