Cartoon Supervillain Defeats Vampires, Werewolves and Predators

Sunday, July 11 by

A cartoon supervillain easily defeated all challengers in this weekend’s box office showdown, making short work of vampires, werewolves and even alie predators.

Despicable Me dominated, pulling in $60.1 million from 3,476 theaters. In its second weekend, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse brought in an impressive $33.4 million, taking second place, while Predators came in third, taking in $25.3 million during its big-screen début.

Typical. This could only happen in Hollywood. In real life, the Predators would easily destroy everything in their path, and the vampires and werewolves would have no problem with a cartoon supervillain. It wouldn’t even be close. Now if you’ll excuse me, mother needs to check my browser history to make sure I haven’t been looking at pictures of naked women. As if! (Coming Soon)

 

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