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Contest: Win ‘The Expendables’ Blu-Ray + DVD Combo Pack!
The Expendables explodes in the home on November 23rd, and in honor of its release we’re giving away an Expendables Blu-Ray + DVD Combo pack! That means you can watch the Blu-ray, DVD, and Digital Download version simultaneously on three different set-ups. There are worse ways to make your head explode, am I right?!
All you have to do is post the funniest caption you can muster for the still frame above in the comments section below.
Contest ends Tuesday at 11:59PM EST. The winner will be announced via Twitter, Facebook, and on the site.
You can enter as many times as you’d like, but make sure your caption delivers the goods. Otherwise Stallone will he notified, and we can’t control how he handles the situation. Good luck!
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COMMENTS
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Jerkface101
INCEPTION! BWWWAAAAAAUUUUMMMMMMM!
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Mike Scheuer
This isn’t where I parked my car!
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Domi P77
No one messes with my asian lover boy!!!
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Drunkjimmy
You got something in your teeth.
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Furburger
make fun of my hat again! Do it!
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Sheldon
(Theme song to ‘Two and a Half Men’)
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
fartsniffa
Do you want me to stick it in you!!.. an turn it?!?
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Mmarron
All I asked for was the time!
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Nickw59
“We got ourselves a situation”
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Alex
Looks like Rocky found a hobby after he retired
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Missinprophet101
you blow him (away), ill blow you (away)
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
kevinz
why are there so many asians on the cover?
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
John
No! I wanted be the head of the human centipede
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
asiansLOL
someone get these mother******* asians off my mother******* cover
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
tchristmas221
Dolph: I can not be defeated. I beat all man.
Sly: Sike
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Al
Mind if I hide my bullet in your head for a few?
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Harv68
Can’t let you do that, head socks!
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Dredogg34
if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Dredogg34
In here there were two guys killin each other, but I guess it’s better than 20 million.
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Chaz
You’ve got 10 more seconds to teach him how to correctly pronounce ‘Expendables’ without an ‘R’.
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Chaz
Relax! He meant to say ‘Dolph’, not ‘Drago’!
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Tcjackso
Communist China<Soviet Russia<AMERICA
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Evan
now that’s what i call a lucky pierre!
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Bobo
If he dies…he dies
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Colantor
I must break you
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
JuicePackedNeedles
“Here, let me get that booger for you, it looks bigger on camera”
Stallone: “Hand it over. I haven’t eaten yet today”
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
km767
THIS is what I call a threesome…
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
kevinz
Do you know where the weight room is? I’ll check it out.
-Tommy Callahan
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Trv33
relax, he didn’t eat your cat
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
FLLax19
Stalone: Woah! Easy there!… Turns out he’s not actually the one who took your My Little Pony Playset…
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Tcjackso
Just easin’ the tension, baby. Just easin’ the tension!
-Apollo Creed
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Jpwalker88888
DONT REPEAL DONT ASK DONT TELL…
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Jpwalker88888
DONT REPEAL DONT ASK DONT TELL… brought to you by the Republican National Party
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
richierich
stallone is definitely on the right end of that threesome
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Crg Lynch
Don’t bring a knife, to a gun rape.
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Crg Lynch
You wanna fuck on me?
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Crg Lynch
So Long Gay Boy!!!
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Celtics34
This is the worst porno I’ve ever bought
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Bjohnson1023
America. Fuck yeah
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Mike Vick
First you attack African Americans and now Asians? How many times do I have to beat you to show you racism is wrong?
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Btjohnso1023
I think your bleeding
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Ianjthompson
I told you I have dibs on the Asian
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Kaned
Sly: Listen this might get a little weird, but I want to see two dragons
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Kaned
Sly: mmmr… rrllmrmrmr… mrm ……Adrian mmmrlrl
Dolf: F**king stalone
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Mike Vick
Guys, you don’t need to do a mass suicide! The Expendables has resurrected all your careers!
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
collegekid123
Stallone doesn’t get sloppy seconds….
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Joben
If he dies… He dies.
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Mrmcguffin23
Now will you buy the “Stop of My Mom Will Shoot” Bluray?
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
EVN3311
Your the disease and im the cure….
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
mrmcguffin
So Randy…We’re headed to Australia for the press junket for this movie and well.. I’m gonna have to borrow your ass for a ‘roids mule.
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Dx2playa
tootaloo motha fuckaaaaaasssss
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
realist
A real mans conga line
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Escobar Sanchez
Is this from Law and Order SVU?
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Escobar Sanchez
If the bullet doesn’t kill you my veins will.
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
jimmystinger
sly- I payed for the chinese food, I get first dibs.
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
EVN3311
Stallones the only one who would stop to drink a coors before handling a hostage situation…total badass…
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Njpappas
Milk is for babies, when you grow up you get to drink beer like me. – Arnold
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Njpappas
Sly: Good thing my snow hat is made of Kevlar..
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Nifkin
get fucked
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Thrillho
“Unless YOU wanna drive my rickshaw, I suggest you put the gun down.”
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Jnart24
QUICK DR. JONES!!! SHOOT HIM!!!
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
apollocreed
yo drago get the fuck off adrian!!!
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Joel Minnick
The many hats of a Stallone flick…
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
dmac
Sly: Listen buddy, he said the egg rolls are 2 dollars extra with the pork fried rice.
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Chemicaltoilet
Caught between a Rocky and an Asian face.
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
maasman
That’s not a knife…this is a gun!
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Chemicaltoilet
Running out of plastic surgery options, Dolph has decided to give Jet the Travolta face lift. Unfortunately for him, Sylvester needs a fresh face more, not to mention an increase in his marketability in the Asian market.
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Little Lebowski Urban Achiever
You were suppose to bring the scorpion bowls! No Dolph, you were suppose to bring the Scorpion bowls!!!
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Greggithy
Dolph: “So YOU’RE the one who wrote STOP OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT”.
Stalone: “BACK OFF!!…Estelle Getty is a SAINT!”
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Pw511ds9
Meat death. The cousin of sleep.
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Eddie4224
Lundgren to Li ” I said I wanted eggroll not fried shrimp with my Lo Mein” Stallone to Lundgren “The man said no substitutions!”
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Drew Dillon
“Call me Prince Adam one more time!”
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Jake
WWII Gangbang (Not Pictured, Germany)
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Peroni
“Guys, I think I figured out why the AC is broken, this white duct…Um, I’ll just come back later…awkwaaard”
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Dirtyism
I’m not going to say it again, it’s Manwich Time!
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
SanchJoe
In mother Russia, Rock shoots you.
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Dirtyism
He said he doesn’t want to be circumcised!
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
MeLoco!
This is what happens when it comes down to the last case of Four Loco…”Give me the fuckin Loco!!!”…”I don’t think so!”
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
MeLoco!
“Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.”
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
ROCKY1
TELL ME MY TRICEPS ARE BIGGER THAN HIS!!!!! FUCKING TELL ME!!!!………………..EEEYYY YOOOOO I DARE YOU TO TELL HIM THAT!
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Stallone
“Bro, calm down. Let’s just get some chicks and relax.” “NO! THERE WILL BE NO WOMEN IN THIS MOVIE!”
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
ROCKY1
DUDE the chinaman is not the issue!!! ITS THE OTHER LEBOWSKI!!!! AM I WRONG?!
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
rocky1
“You tell kim jong un to back off or else!!”….EEYY YOOO DUDE hes not korean!!
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Chaz
Is that your gun pressed against the back of my head, or are you just happy to see me?
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
G4torturedsoul
I threw away a scholarship to MIT for THIS?
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
G4torturedsoul
Thank god for my tattoo almost forgot what direct to dvd I was in this time.
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Chaz
You promised me a ‘happy ending’.
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
D-Biz
Dolph: “I can’t believe you saw ‘Eat, Pray, Love’ on August 13th instead of ‘The Expendables’!” Sly: Who are you kidding? You own the damn book!”
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Chaz
No, Sly, I’m not going to let him go until he gives me the ‘happy ending’ he promised!
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Chaz
What was all that ‘love you long time’ talk? Huh? Is this your new boyfriend behind me?!
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Trustus
Hey, yo Tommy, I didn’t hear no bell.
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
jocjocjoc123
Economic crisis? Apparently not. With an “Expendable” profit of 35million….America America land of the Jacked buff and armed
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Dirtyism
Dolph: Why didnt you invite me!
Sly: Leave him alone, we both saw Eat, Pray, Love together!
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Dirtyism
I need your ear to add to my necklace.
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Jeffrey
Dude, he’s right. Rocky was a better movie than Masters of the Universe. So put down the gun.
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Mccarp2
Stallone’s best acting scene yet.
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Dirtyism
Dont get mad Dolph, you asked me to judge who’s guns are bigger. You brought a knife!
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
mbd
Put the knife down bro…he didn’t steal your steroids…I did
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
KyleOwen
Which one of us has the neatest hat?
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Typeofgod13
Kill him so we don’t have to pay all these motherfuckers for a sequel
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Bpg55
I got a bj from my sister’s hot friend during this movie, how did it end?
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Dirtyism
The effects of steroids during an intervention.
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
Nordberg54
easy big guy its only a video game
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
coolsville
I have been told I have a big gun so I wouldn’t move if I were you.
November 15, 2010 10:48 am
ketan
give me back my steroids now!!!!!! i need them for the sequel