Contest: Win ‘The Expendables’ Blu-Ray + DVD Combo Pack!

Monday, November 15 by

The Expendables explodes in the home on November 23rd, and in honor of its release we’re giving away an Expendables Blu-Ray + DVD Combo pack! That means you can watch the Blu-ray, DVD, and Digital Download version simultaneously on three different set-ups. There are worse ways to make your head explode, am I right?!

All you have to do is post the funniest caption you can muster for the still frame above in the comments section below.

Contest ends Tuesday at 11:59PM EST. The winner will be announced via Twitter, Facebook, and on the site.

You can enter as many times as you’d like, but make sure your caption delivers the goods. Otherwise Stallone will he notified, and we can’t control how he handles the situation. Good luck!

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COMMENTS

  1. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Jerkface101

    INCEPTION! BWWWAAAAAAUUUUMMMMMMM!


  2. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Mike Scheuer

    This isn’t where I parked my car!


  3. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Domi P77

    No one messes with my asian lover boy!!!


  4. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Drunkjimmy

    You got something in your teeth.


  5. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Furburger

    make fun of my hat again! Do it!


  6. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Sheldon

    (Theme song to ‘Two and a Half Men’)


  7. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    fartsniffa

    Do you want me to stick it in you!!.. an turn it?!?


  8. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Mmarron

    All I asked for was the time!


  9. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Nickw59

    “We got ourselves a situation”


  10. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Alex

    Looks like Rocky found a hobby after he retired


  11. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Missinprophet101

    you blow him (away), ill blow you (away)


  12. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    kevinz

    why are there so many asians on the cover?


  13. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    John

    No! I wanted be the head of the human centipede


  14. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    asiansLOL

    someone get these mother******* asians off my mother******* cover


  15. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    tchristmas221

    Dolph: I can not be defeated. I beat all man.
    Sly: Sike


  16. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Al

    Mind if I hide my bullet in your head for a few?


  17. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Harv68

    Can’t let you do that, head socks!


  18. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Dredogg34

    if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!


  19. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Dredogg34

    In here there were two guys killin each other, but I guess it’s better than 20 million.


  20. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Chaz

    You’ve got 10 more seconds to teach him how to correctly pronounce ‘Expendables’ without an ‘R’.


  21. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Chaz

    Relax! He meant to say ‘Dolph’, not ‘Drago’!


  22. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Tcjackso

    Communist China<Soviet Russia<AMERICA


  23. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Evan

    now that’s what i call a lucky pierre!


  24. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Bobo

    If he dies…he dies


  25. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Colantor

    I must break you


  26. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    JuicePackedNeedles

    “Here, let me get that booger for you, it looks bigger on camera”

    Stallone: “Hand it over. I haven’t eaten yet today”


  27. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    km767

    THIS is what I call a threesome…


  28. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    kevinz

    Do you know where the weight room is? I’ll check it out.
    -Tommy Callahan


  29. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Trv33

    relax, he didn’t eat your cat


  30. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    FLLax19

    Stalone: Woah! Easy there!… Turns out he’s not actually the one who took your My Little Pony Playset…


  31. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Tcjackso

    Just easin’ the tension, baby. Just easin’ the tension!
    -Apollo Creed


  32. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Jpwalker88888

    DONT REPEAL DONT ASK DONT TELL…


  33. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Jpwalker88888

    DONT REPEAL DONT ASK DONT TELL… brought to you by the Republican National Party


  34. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    richierich

    stallone is definitely on the right end of that threesome


  35. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Crg Lynch

    Don’t bring a knife, to a gun rape.


  36. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Crg Lynch

    You wanna fuck on me?


  37. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Crg Lynch

    So Long Gay Boy!!!


  38. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Celtics34

    This is the worst porno I’ve ever bought


  39. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Bjohnson1023

    America. Fuck yeah


  40. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Mike Vick

    First you attack African Americans and now Asians? How many times do I have to beat you to show you racism is wrong?


  41. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Btjohnso1023

    I think your bleeding


  42. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Ianjthompson

    I told you I have dibs on the Asian


  43. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Kaned

    Sly: Listen this might get a little weird, but I want to see two dragons


  44. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Kaned

    Sly: mmmr… rrllmrmrmr… mrm ……Adrian mmmrlrl
    Dolf: F**king stalone


  45. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Mike Vick

    Guys, you don’t need to do a mass suicide! The Expendables has resurrected all your careers!


  46. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    collegekid123

    Stallone doesn’t get sloppy seconds….


  47. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Joben

    If he dies… He dies.


  48. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Mrmcguffin23

    Now will you buy the “Stop of My Mom Will Shoot” Bluray?


  49. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    EVN3311

    Your the disease and im the cure….


  50. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    mrmcguffin

    So Randy…We’re headed to Australia for the press junket for this movie and well.. I’m gonna have to borrow your ass for a ‘roids mule.


  51. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Dx2playa

    tootaloo motha fuckaaaaaasssss


  52. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    realist

    A real mans conga line


  53. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Escobar Sanchez

    Is this from Law and Order SVU?


  54. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Escobar Sanchez

    If the bullet doesn’t kill you my veins will.


  55. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    jimmystinger

    sly- I payed for the chinese food, I get first dibs.


  56. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    EVN3311

    Stallones the only one who would stop to drink a coors before handling a hostage situation…total badass…


  57. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Njpappas

    Milk is for babies, when you grow up you get to drink beer like me. – Arnold


  58. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Njpappas

    Sly: Good thing my snow hat is made of Kevlar..


  59. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Nifkin

    get fucked


  60. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Thrillho

    “Unless YOU wanna drive my rickshaw, I suggest you put the gun down.”


  61. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Jnart24

    QUICK DR. JONES!!! SHOOT HIM!!!


  62. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    apollocreed

    yo drago get the fuck off adrian!!!


  63. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Joel Minnick

    The many hats of a Stallone flick…


  64. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    dmac

    Sly: Listen buddy, he said the egg rolls are 2 dollars extra with the pork fried rice.


  65. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Chemicaltoilet

    Caught between a Rocky and an Asian face.


  66. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    maasman

    That’s not a knife…this is a gun!


  67. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Chemicaltoilet

    Running out of plastic surgery options, Dolph has decided to give Jet the Travolta face lift. Unfortunately for him, Sylvester needs a fresh face more, not to mention an increase in his marketability in the Asian market.


  68. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Little Lebowski Urban Achiever

    You were suppose to bring the scorpion bowls! No Dolph, you were suppose to bring the Scorpion bowls!!!


  69. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Greggithy

    Dolph: “So YOU’RE the one who wrote STOP OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT”.

    Stalone: “BACK OFF!!…Estelle Getty is a SAINT!”


  70. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Pw511ds9

    Meat death. The cousin of sleep.


  71. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Eddie4224

    Lundgren to Li ” I said I wanted eggroll not fried shrimp with my Lo Mein” Stallone to Lundgren “The man said no substitutions!”


  72. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Drew Dillon

    “Call me Prince Adam one more time!”


  73. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Jake

    WWII Gangbang (Not Pictured, Germany)


  74. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Peroni

    “Guys, I think I figured out why the AC is broken, this white duct…Um, I’ll just come back later…awkwaaard”


  75. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Dirtyism

    I’m not going to say it again, it’s Manwich Time!


  76. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    SanchJoe

    In mother Russia, Rock shoots you.


  77. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Dirtyism

    He said he doesn’t want to be circumcised!


  78. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    MeLoco!

    This is what happens when it comes down to the last case of Four Loco…”Give me the fuckin Loco!!!”…”I don’t think so!”


  79. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    MeLoco!

    “Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.”


  80. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    ROCKY1

    TELL ME MY TRICEPS ARE BIGGER THAN HIS!!!!! FUCKING TELL ME!!!!………………..EEEYYY YOOOOO I DARE YOU TO TELL HIM THAT!


  81. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Stallone

    “Bro, calm down. Let’s just get some chicks and relax.” “NO! THERE WILL BE NO WOMEN IN THIS MOVIE!”


  82. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    ROCKY1

    DUDE the chinaman is not the issue!!! ITS THE OTHER LEBOWSKI!!!! AM I WRONG?!


  83. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    rocky1

    “You tell kim jong un to back off or else!!”….EEYY YOOO DUDE hes not korean!!


  84. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Chaz

    Is that your gun pressed against the back of my head, or are you just happy to see me?


  85. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    G4torturedsoul

    I threw away a scholarship to MIT for THIS?


  86. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    G4torturedsoul

    Thank god for my tattoo almost forgot what direct to dvd I was in this time.


  87. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Chaz

    You promised me a ‘happy ending’.


  88. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    D-Biz

    Dolph: “I can’t believe you saw ‘Eat, Pray, Love’ on August 13th instead of ‘The Expendables’!” Sly: Who are you kidding? You own the damn book!”


  89. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Chaz

    No, Sly, I’m not going to let him go until he gives me the ‘happy ending’ he promised!


  90. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Chaz

    What was all that ‘love you long time’ talk? Huh? Is this your new boyfriend behind me?!


  91. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Trustus

    Hey, yo Tommy, I didn’t hear no bell.


  92. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    jocjocjoc123

    Economic crisis? Apparently not. With an “Expendable” profit of 35million….America America land of the Jacked buff and armed


  93. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Dirtyism

    Dolph: Why didnt you invite me!
    Sly: Leave him alone, we both saw Eat, Pray, Love together!


  94. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Dirtyism

    I need your ear to add to my necklace.


  95. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Jeffrey

    Dude, he’s right. Rocky was a better movie than Masters of the Universe. So put down the gun.


  96. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Mccarp2

    Stallone’s best acting scene yet.


  97. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Dirtyism

    Dont get mad Dolph, you asked me to judge who’s guns are bigger. You brought a knife!


  98. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    mbd

    Put the knife down bro…he didn’t steal your steroids…I did


  99. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    KyleOwen

    Which one of us has the neatest hat?


  100. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Typeofgod13

    Kill him so we don’t have to pay all these motherfuckers for a sequel


  101. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Bpg55

    I got a bj from my sister’s hot friend during this movie, how did it end?


  102. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Dirtyism

    The effects of steroids during an intervention.


  103. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    Nordberg54

    easy big guy its only a video game


  104. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    coolsville

    I have been told I have a big gun so I wouldn’t move if I were you.


  105. November 15, 2010 10:48 am

    ketan

    give me back my steroids now!!!!!! i need them for the sequel