Comments on: Caption Contest: Win A DVD Prize Pack From The Adjustment Bureau!

By: Jen McNaughton

Jen McNaughton — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 12:58:00 +0000

Playing tag with old people is boring…

By: Jen McNaughton

Jen McNaughton — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 12:44:00 +0000

Matt Damon and Bob Barker in a scene from “The Zombie Gentleman”. (He always says please before he rips your heart out and eats it.)

By: Ronald Oliver

Ronald Oliver — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 19:27:00 +0000

It’s okay, just relax while I adjust you.

Very sorry, no play for Mr. Gray!

By: Bluedog

Bluedog — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 19:16:00 +0000

It’s called “Mad Men,” airs on AMC. Are you sure you’ve never heard of it?

By: Ronald Oliver

Ronald Oliver — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 19:10:00 +0000

Your my idol! Can I touch you?

Matt Damon: Security!!!

By: Bluedog

Bluedog — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 17:18:00 +0000

Adjustment Bureau, huh? Hey, adjust this!

By: Bluedog

Bluedog — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 16:39:00 +0000

And tell that Affleck guy, the next time he comes around, he better be wearing a hat!

By: Bluedog

Bluedog — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 16:39:00 +0000

And tell that Affleck guy, the next time he comes around, he better be wearing a hat!

By: Bluedog

Bluedog — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 16:39:00 +0000

And tell that Affleck guy, the next time he comes around, he better be wearing a hat!

By: Ronald Oliver

Ronald Oliver — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 23:29:00 +0000

Matt Damon: So you’re the guy that’s responsible for giving away a bunch of my DVD movies for free on the Screen Junkies website?!

Ian Sobel: Ah, yes. But please let me explain…

By: David Nowacki

David Nowacki — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 21:29:00 +0000

We’re starting a group, calling it the Hat Pack. You in?

By: David Nowacki

David Nowacki — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 21:01:00 +0000

Oh my god, Mark Wahlberg! I loved you in The Wrestler!

By: David Nowacki

David Nowacki — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 21:01:00 +0000

Oh my god, Mark Wahlberg! I loved you in The Wrestler!

By: David Nowacki

David Nowacki — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 20:58:00 +0000

Sir, would you like to hear about the Church of the Hatter Day Saints?

By: David Nowacki

David Nowacki — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 20:56:00 +0000

Seriously, man, we’ve been planning this Mad Men cosplay for months. Tell me you at least brought the scotch…

By: David Nowacki

David Nowacki — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 20:45:00 +0000

Now just watch what the hat man do.

By: Ronald Oliver

Ronald Oliver — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 19:33:00 +0000

Matt, I’m sorry to tell you, but production has been canceled.

Matt Damon: Why I oughta….

By: Ronald Oliver

Ronald Oliver — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 19:14:00 +0000

Hey Matt, do you want anything from Taco Bell?

Matt Damon: Can’t you see that we’re in the middle of filming?

By: brew

brew — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 18:35:00 +0000

There are few things in this world that really chap my ass. One of them is a snow cone about this high…

By: brew

brew — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 18:35:00 +0000

There are few things in this world that really chap my ass. One of them is a snow cone about this high…

By: brew

brew — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 18:35:00 +0000

There are few things in this world that really chap my ass. One of them is a snow cone about this high…

By: bender

bender — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 04:27:00 +0000

I’m sorry Mr. Bourne but you won’t be in the next movie.

By: bender

bender — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 04:15:00 +0000

You must be at least this tall to ride !

By: bender

bender — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 04:13:00 +0000

I told you already there is a 10 dollar min. for that kinda stuff

By: schickicker

schickicker — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 03:09:00 +0000

Hello, Matt, look at that man, now back to me, now back at the man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a Street talking to a bum in a suit.

By: Bugeyed

Bugeyed — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 02:46:00 +0000

Sorry, we have a strict dress code. Grey suits and fedoras. That’s it.

By: Bugeyed

Bugeyed — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 02:41:00 +0000

Don’t move. I hear we’re part of a caption contest.

By: Bugeyed

Bugeyed — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 02:39:00 +0000

I’ll need to see some ID, son. Sorry, but you look as much like DiCaprio as Damon around here.

By: Charles Bucci

Charles Bucci — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 02:24:00 +0000

you’re gonna have to stop there Mr.Damon, Mrs. Garner doesn’t want you “seeing” Mr. Affleck anymore.

By: Charles Bucci

Charles Bucci — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 01:47:00 +0000

no, no. wait. don’t touch. yep. These are the instructions for the Affleck.