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Caption Contest: Win A DVD Prize Pack From The Adjustment Bureau!
To celebrate the release of The Adjustment Bureau on DVD and Blu-ray tomorrow, we’re giving away a sweet DVD prize pack that includes The Adjustment Bureau, Good Will Hunting, The Departed, The Bourne Trilogy, and Green Zone. You’ll be so hopped up on Matt Damon you won’t come down for days.
All you have to do is post the funniest caption you can muster in the comments section for the still frame below.
Contest ends Friday at 11:59PM EST. The winner will be announced via Twitter and on the site.
You can enter as many times as you’d like, but make sure your caption delivers the goods. We can’t release this much Matt Damon to just anyone.
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COMMENTS
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Bubbatwomatt
Just stop right there son, this hat is for Mad Men only
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Ashsmart22
Sir! Do you know what happened to Ryan Dunn, we loved him very much!
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Hatt Damon
“Listen, were not saying you cant be in the fedora club because of Oceans 12… but were not NOT saying that either…”
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Hatt Damon
First Hereafter than the bluest suit and tie outfit this side of San Fran?
Christ, Matt… you are displaying worse judgement right now than a tweet-happy Congressman at an ‘all you can creep’ party
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Hatt Damon
Never you mind what my associate is looking at, sir… In this state, you can read porn in public if you look cool in a fedora, them’s the rules, junya!
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Ronald Oliver
Take my hand and we can be good friends, I promise.
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Ronald Oliver
Excuse me young man, I’m from the IRS, and I wanted to know if you had seen a guy walking around here recently…he’s about this tall? His name is
Tom Cruise.
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Ronald Oliver
Excuse me young man, I’m from the IRS, and I wanted to know if you had seen a guy walking around here recently…he’s about this tall? His name is
Tom Cruise.
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Walter White
Don’t freak out, but ‘Justin Timberlake’s Fedora-porium’ has been replaced by ‘Samuel L. Jackson’s Kangol Bonanza’. I’m so sorry.
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Walter White
Don’t freak out, but ‘Justin Timberlake’s Fedora-porium’ has been replaced by ‘Samuel L. Jackson’s Kangol Bonanza’. I’m so sorry.
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Jesse Pinkman
I’m sorry Mr. Damon, but Mr. Kimmel has run out of time. Maybe you’ll get on next time.
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Jesse Pinkman
So we got you on ’30 Rock’. You’re playing one of Tina Fey’s “out of her league” boyfriends and get this, your characters name will be Carol Burnett. It’ll be AWESOME.
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Will Iam
Listen, I know you wanted to be in ‘Good Will Hunting II”, but Jeremy Renner was just more cost-efficient.
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Ryan
Yo Matt, I’m really happy happy for you and I’mma let you finish but Boogie Nights was the best original screenplay of 1997.
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Ronald Oliver
Matt Damon: Give me back my hat!!
His Co-Star: Please, Matt. I need the hat more than you know! I went to Bosely and fell asleep in the chair while getting a hair transplant…the new
guy transplanted the hair from my private area onto my head!!
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Ronald Oliver
Matt Damon: Give me back my hat!!
His Co-Star: Please, Matt. I need the hat more than you know! I went to Bosely and fell asleep in the chair while getting a hair transplant…the new
guy transplanted the hair from my private area onto my head!!
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Ronald Oliver
Matt Damon: Give me back my hat!!
His Co-Star: Please, Matt. I need the hat more than you know! I went to Bosely and fell asleep in the chair while getting a hair transplant…the new
guy transplanted the hair from my private area onto my head!!
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Ronald Oliver
Excuse me young man, but aren’t you the guy that stars in INCEPTION?
We’re filming ‘The Adjustment Bureau here…you’re on the wrong set!
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Charles Bucci
“Now it says, You reach in his chest and pull out his heart, repeating “Kali Ma, Kali MA!”
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Druckster
You like apples? I got your hat. How you like THEM apples?
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Mayor McChicken
I’m starting to get the shakes. Lets go to the local speakeasy and soak up a highball posthaste.
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Charles Bucci
no, no. wait. don’t touch. yep. These are the instructions for the Affleck.
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Charles Bucci
you’re gonna have to stop there Mr.Damon, Mrs. Garner doesn’t want you “seeing” Mr. Affleck anymore.
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Bugeyed
I’ll need to see some ID, son. Sorry, but you look as much like DiCaprio as Damon around here.
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Bugeyed
Don’t move. I hear we’re part of a caption contest.
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Bugeyed
Sorry, we have a strict dress code. Grey suits and fedoras. That’s it.
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
schickicker
Hello, Matt, look at that man, now back to me, now back at the man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a Street talking to a bum in a suit.
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
bender
I told you already there is a 10 dollar min. for that kinda stuff
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
bender
You must be at least this tall to ride !
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
bender
I’m sorry Mr. Bourne but you won’t be in the next movie.
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
brew
There are few things in this world that really chap my ass. One of them is a snow cone about this high…
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
brew
There are few things in this world that really chap my ass. One of them is a snow cone about this high…
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
brew
There are few things in this world that really chap my ass. One of them is a snow cone about this high…
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Ronald Oliver
Hey Matt, do you want anything from Taco Bell?
Matt Damon: Can’t you see that we’re in the middle of filming?
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Ronald Oliver
Matt, I’m sorry to tell you, but production has been canceled.
Matt Damon: Why I oughta….
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
David Nowacki
Now just watch what the hat man do.
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
David Nowacki
Seriously, man, we’ve been planning this Mad Men cosplay for months. Tell me you at least brought the scotch…
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
David Nowacki
Sir, would you like to hear about the Church of the Hatter Day Saints?
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
David Nowacki
Oh my god, Mark Wahlberg! I loved you in The Wrestler!
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
David Nowacki
Oh my god, Mark Wahlberg! I loved you in The Wrestler!
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
David Nowacki
We’re starting a group, calling it the Hat Pack. You in?
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Ronald Oliver
Matt Damon: So you’re the guy that’s responsible for giving away a bunch of my DVD movies for free on the Screen Junkies website?!
Ian Sobel: Ah, yes. But please let me explain…
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Bluedog
And tell that Affleck guy, the next time he comes around, he better be wearing a hat!
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Bluedog
And tell that Affleck guy, the next time he comes around, he better be wearing a hat!
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Bluedog
And tell that Affleck guy, the next time he comes around, he better be wearing a hat!
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Bluedog
Adjustment Bureau, huh? Hey, adjust this!
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Ronald Oliver
Your my idol! Can I touch you?
Matt Damon: Security!!!
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Bluedog
It’s called “Mad Men,” airs on AMC. Are you sure you’ve never heard of it?
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Ronald Oliver
It’s okay, just relax while I adjust you.
Very sorry, no play for Mr. Gray!
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Jen McNaughton
Matt Damon and Bob Barker in a scene from “The Zombie Gentleman”. (He always says please before he rips your heart out and eats it.)
June 21, 2011 10:52 am
Jen McNaughton
Playing tag with old people is boring…