Caption Contest: Win ’24′ Season 8 DVD!

Thursday, December 9 by

To celebrate the release of”24” Season 8 on Blu-ray and DVD on December 14th, we’re giving away three DVD copies! I dare you to watch the entire season in one sitting. That’s over 16 hours of Jack Bauer viewing if you take out the commercials, which Fox was kind enough to do for you. Bathroom breaks allowed every five hours.

All you have to do is post the funniest caption you can muster for the still frame above in the comments section below.

Contest ends Friday at 11:59PM EST. The winner will be announced via Twitter, Facebook, and on the site.

You can enter as many times as you’d like, but make sure your caption is funny enough to make Jack laugh. Or he’ll shoot you in the kneecap.

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COMMENTS

  1. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    Nickyp717

    Honey, I know we can’t afford a new car, but I had no choice. The radio would not stop playing Justin Bieber


  2. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    Remmy141

    Honey, the good news is: I didn’t get a parking ticket. The bad news is: They have a different way of handling parking infractions in North Korea.


  3. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    Anonymous

    “Yes, I am interested in saving $5 a month on my wireless network plan.”


  4. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    Anonymous

    Cool guys don’t look at explosions…


  5. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    monica

    (Talking on the phone) What, I can hear you just fine, it must be something on your end.


  6. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    Anthony Gordon

    “Hey, Arnold Palmer. Are you still doing that Allstate thing?”


  7. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    Anthony Gordon

    “It was terrorists I swear.”


  8. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    Anthony Gordon

    “…DAMMIT!!”


  9. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    Anthony Gordon

    “The good news is I got it to tell me where the bomb is”


  10. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    Anthony Gordon

    Your In Good Hands With Allstate


  11. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    Blueyes1186

    Mr. bauer, This is on*star, we where calling to let you know that your payment is late, and Im sorry to say but…BOOOOMB!!!!!
    (jack) DAMN IT!!!!


  12. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    Kenny_emerson

    “I’m going to need another car…”


  13. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    Mike

    You would thinkI could do better than a Taurus.


  14. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    Joseph

    Honey you know how you said “Take out the additional insurance”.


  15. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    Ace

    Mom, I tried to swerve but the terrorists came at me so damn fast!


  16. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    Ace

    “He put so much goddamn lacquer on that thing. It was an accident waiting to happen.”


  17. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    Bsandram21

    Can I change that to delivery?


  18. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    Ace

    Fine, I’ll stop smoking while I drive.


  19. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    Ace

    This frat rivalry is getting out of hand.


  20. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    Ace

    Of course I didn’t leave the bomb in the car again!


  21. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    Ace

    Honey, you took the shopping bags out of the trunk, right?


  22. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    Ace

    Mom, can you come pick me up at the mall?


  23. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    Ace

    I know, dude. This is the last time I let Miley Cyrus smoke a bong in my car.


  24. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    Pavelperegudov

    (customer service): welcome to GEICO my name is Kelly how may i help?
    (24 guy): ummm…. yes i have insurance on all sides right?


  25. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    Rmarsh6

    So you did make sure to get the rental insurance right Chloe?


  26. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    Anonymous

    “(24 guy)”…really?


  27. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    Anonymous

    “Chloe, I’ll need a really funny, and maybe corny caption if I’m gonna win this contest. Oh, and what’s the status on defusing that car bom – HOLY SHIT!


  28. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    Todd Williams

    Whadya mean Chuck Norris was in the car?


  29. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    Todd Williams

    yeah, another witness up in smoke.


  30. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    GloriaRose

    “I told you I don’t like silver cars! If you haven’t got a black SVU then send me a chopper, dammit!”


  31. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    Markhermanson3

    Bitches be crazy


  32. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    David

    Wait a minute, Doc. Ah… Are you telling me that you built a time machine… out of a Ford Taurus?


  33. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    Markhermanson3

    Yeah, I’ll meet you at the Applebee’s in downtown fallujah.


  34. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    Markhermanson3

    Yeah, I will meet you at the Applebee’s in downtown fallujah.


  35. December 9, 2010 8:41 am

    Bstein

    Yes I will get a new pair of underwear on the way over don’t worry.