To celebrate the release of"24" Season 8 on Blu-ray and DVD on December 14th, we're giving away three DVD copies! I dare you to watch the entire season in one sitting. That's over 16 hours of Jack Bauer viewing if you take out the commercials, which Fox was kind enough to do for you. Bathroom breaks allowed every five hours.

All you have to do is post the funniest caption you can muster for the still frame above in the comments section below.

Contest ends Friday at 11:59PM EST. The winner will be announced via Twitter, Facebook, and on the site.

You can enter as many times as you’d like, but make sure your caption is funny enough to make Jack laugh. Or he'll shoot you in the kneecap.