Comments on: Caption Contest: Martial Arts DVD Prize Pack!

By: Bstein

Bstein — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 00:55:00 +0000

I thought he said he was hung like an Elephant not hung from one.

By: Bstein

Bstein — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 00:55:00 +0000

And they said a Disney World would not make it in this part of the world.

By: Adamx

Adamx — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 18:47:00 +0000

Look a meat eating elephant…looks like Chinese foods on the menu

By: Adamx

Adamx — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 18:46:00 +0000

I shouldnt of eatin that taco bell

By: Domi P77

Domi P77 — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 17:14:00 +0000

“I know ong bak 2 wasn’t that good but I swear this one we’ll be better!!”

By: Large1

Large1 — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 14:42:00 +0000

Dr. Tony Ja – Pachydermatoligist

By: Large1

Large1 — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 14:36:00 +0000

Me- “Hey, Tony!… How do you get down from that elephant?”
Tony- “You don’t, silly… You get down from a goose!”

By: Large1

Large1 — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 14:31:00 +0000

I call this move “The Ele-copter”.

By: G4torturedsoul

G4torturedsoul — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 04:03:00 +0000

Next season on Dancing with the Stars

By: John W

John W — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 03:50:00 +0000

Once the Heimlich maneuver was applied it was apparent what Simba the elephant was choking on.

By: Ricksomchai

Ricksomchai — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 00:46:00 +0000

The things going through his mind, yeah he knows hes a bad ass!

Tony Jaa says, Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. but me myself Tony Jaa can slam Chuck Norris’ through a revolving door…

Tony Jaa says, Jet Li sleeps with a night light because the dark is scared of him. But Jet Li also sleeps with a gun under his pillow. That’s because Jet li is scared of me the man Tony Jaa… damn right..

Tony Jaa says, he isn’t simply an actor. He’s a real life badass, like Kimbo Slice – except Tony Jaa would knee him in the head too, assuming he hasn’t already. Kimbo Slice = Poop face.

Tony Jaa says.. When I, Tony Jaa make a film I dont not work with stunt men, the director simlpy stabs me with a big ass knife and lets me run wild beating up on innocent people… ACTION!

Tony Jaa says, I found Saddam Hussein in a hole….at night!

Tony Jaa says, Chang Gu Yoo Nie! ….Where is my Elephant!!!… oh… hes right there Oo

Tony Jaa Says….If Rick Somchai dont win I will come to your house and kill you in the shower!!!

Tony Jaa says..Im behind you always…

Rick Somchai says I want my free DVDS!!!!

By: Rick Somchai

Rick Somchai — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 00:34:00 +0000

wow when they asked me to do this stunt I never thought it would be like thissssssss!!!
the hell with this Im going to be a monk after this shot!

By: RaydonRaven

RaydonRaven — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 23:34:00 +0000

What kind of fucked up circus is this?!

By: Rick Somchai

Rick Somchai — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 22:23:00 +0000

The 8 Deadly Tony Jaa Facts.

#1 Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Tony Jaa can slam Chuck Norris’ through a revolving door…

#2 Jet Li sleeps with a night light because the dark is scared of him. But Jet Li also sleeps with a gun under his pillow. That’s because Jet li is scared of Tony Jaa…

#3 Tony Jaa isn’t simply an actor. He’s a real life badass, like Kimbo Slice – except Tony Jaa would knee him in the head too, assuming he hasn’t already. Kimbo Slice = Poop face.

#4 When Tony Jaa makes a film he does not work with stunt men, the director simlpy stabs him with a big ass knife and lets him run wild beating up on innocent people… ACTION!

#5 Tony Jaa found Saddam Hussein in a hole….at night!

#6 Chang Gu Yoo Nie! ….Where is my Elephant!!!

#7 If I dont win Tony Jaa will come to your house and kill you in the shower!!!

#8 Tony Jaa is behind you always…

By: Hilario Baldness

Hilario Baldness — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 21:44:00 +0000

When they said the guy was hung like an elephant they weren’t kidding.

By: Shizzle253

Shizzle253 — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 21:35:00 +0000

“I love me some elephants but damn you always be gettin’ me in some bull$#*!”

By: Ka_Jun

Ka_Jun — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 20:58:00 +0000

Um, excuse me, you have something in your teeth.

By: rmoaktree

rmoaktree — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 16:30:00 +0000

IF YOU DON’T GET OFF OF THERE I WILL TURN THIS THING AROUND!!!! DO YOU WANT THAT??? DO YOU WANT TO MISS CHUCK E’ CHEESE???

By: rmoaktree

rmoaktree — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 16:26:00 +0000

It sucks I never found a better way to take a crap off of an elephant.

By: Large1

Large1 — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 15:59:00 +0000

That elephant looks Hung-Ree.

By: Large1

Large1 — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 15:55:00 +0000

You put your young-oriental-boy-stuck-to-your-tusk in.
You put your young-oriental-boy-stuck-to-your-tusk out.
You put your young-oriental-boy-stuck-to-your-tusk in.
And you shake him all about.

By: Large1

Large1 — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 15:50:00 +0000

“Does anyone have a tusk-pick?”

By: Large1

Large1 — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 15:49:00 +0000

“Umm… Mr Elephant… You have a little something stuck in your teeth.”

By: NICK

NICK — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 14:35:00 +0000

I can see my house from here.

By: G4torturedsoul

G4torturedsoul — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 03:06:00 +0000

Didn’t know they made a sequel to Operation dumbo Drop

By: Mak019

Mak019 — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 01:00:00 +0000

Fuck the police

By: Jbird8

Jbird8 — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 00:25:00 +0000

this is the last time I have thai for dinner.