Caption Contest: Martial Arts DVD Prize Pack!

Monday, December 6 by

To celebrate the release of Ong Bak 3 on VOD, XBOX, Playstation, and Amazon.com, we’re giving away an ultimate martial arts DVD prize pack including copies of Ong Bak Ong Bak 2, Chocolate, Exiled and Dynamite Warrior! You’ll be exposed to so many roundhouses and elephants it’ll permanently change your DNA.

All you have to do is post the funniest caption you can muster for the still frame above in the comments section below.

Contest ends Wednesday at 11:59PM EST. The winner will be announced via Twitter, Facebook, and on the site.

You can enter as many times as you’d like, but make sure your caption delivers the goods. Tony Jaa could take offense and kick you in the solar plexus. Good luck!

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  1. December 6, 2010 2:37 pm

    Jbird8

    this is the last time I have thai for dinner.


  2. December 6, 2010 2:37 pm

    Mak019

    Fuck the police


  3. December 6, 2010 2:37 pm

    G4torturedsoul

    Didn’t know they made a sequel to Operation dumbo Drop


  4. December 6, 2010 2:37 pm

    NICK

    I can see my house from here.


  5. December 6, 2010 2:37 pm

    Large1

    “Umm… Mr Elephant… You have a little something stuck in your teeth.”


  6. December 6, 2010 2:37 pm

    Large1

    “Does anyone have a tusk-pick?”


  7. December 6, 2010 2:37 pm

    Large1

    You put your young-oriental-boy-stuck-to-your-tusk in.
    You put your young-oriental-boy-stuck-to-your-tusk out.
    You put your young-oriental-boy-stuck-to-your-tusk in.
    And you shake him all about.


  8. December 6, 2010 2:37 pm

    Large1

    That elephant looks Hung-Ree.


  9. December 6, 2010 2:37 pm

    rmoaktree

    It sucks I never found a better way to take a crap off of an elephant.


  10. December 6, 2010 2:37 pm

    rmoaktree

    IF YOU DON’T GET OFF OF THERE I WILL TURN THIS THING AROUND!!!! DO YOU WANT THAT??? DO YOU WANT TO MISS CHUCK E’ CHEESE???


  11. December 6, 2010 2:37 pm

    Ka_Jun

    Um, excuse me, you have something in your teeth.


  12. December 6, 2010 2:37 pm

    Shizzle253

    “I love me some elephants but damn you always be gettin’ me in some bull$#*!”


  13. December 6, 2010 2:37 pm

    Hilario Baldness

    When they said the guy was hung like an elephant they weren’t kidding.


  14. December 6, 2010 2:37 pm

    Rick Somchai

    The 8 Deadly Tony Jaa Facts.

    #1 Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Tony Jaa can slam Chuck Norris’ through a revolving door…

    #2 Jet Li sleeps with a night light because the dark is scared of him. But Jet Li also sleeps with a gun under his pillow. That’s because Jet li is scared of Tony Jaa…

    #3 Tony Jaa isn’t simply an actor. He’s a real life badass, like Kimbo Slice – except Tony Jaa would knee him in the head too, assuming he hasn’t already. Kimbo Slice = Poop face.

    #4 When Tony Jaa makes a film he does not work with stunt men, the director simlpy stabs him with a big ass knife and lets him run wild beating up on innocent people… ACTION!

    #5 Tony Jaa found Saddam Hussein in a hole….at night!

    #6 Chang Gu Yoo Nie! ….Where is my Elephant!!!

    #7 If I dont win Tony Jaa will come to your house and kill you in the shower!!!

    #8 Tony Jaa is behind you always…


  15. December 6, 2010 2:37 pm

    RaydonRaven

    What kind of fucked up circus is this?!


  16. December 6, 2010 2:37 pm

    Rick Somchai

    wow when they asked me to do this stunt I never thought it would be like thissssssss!!!
    the hell with this Im going to be a monk after this shot!


  17. December 6, 2010 2:37 pm

    Ricksomchai

    The things going through his mind, yeah he knows hes a bad ass!

    Tony Jaa says, Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. but me myself Tony Jaa can slam Chuck Norris’ through a revolving door…

    Tony Jaa says, Jet Li sleeps with a night light because the dark is scared of him. But Jet Li also sleeps with a gun under his pillow. That’s because Jet li is scared of me the man Tony Jaa… damn right..

    Tony Jaa says, he isn’t simply an actor. He’s a real life badass, like Kimbo Slice – except Tony Jaa would knee him in the head too, assuming he hasn’t already. Kimbo Slice = Poop face.

    Tony Jaa says.. When I, Tony Jaa make a film I dont not work with stunt men, the director simlpy stabs me with a big ass knife and lets me run wild beating up on innocent people… ACTION!

    Tony Jaa says, I found Saddam Hussein in a hole….at night!

    Tony Jaa says, Chang Gu Yoo Nie! ….Where is my Elephant!!!… oh… hes right there Oo

    Tony Jaa Says….If Rick Somchai dont win I will come to your house and kill you in the shower!!!

    Tony Jaa says..Im behind you always…

    Rick Somchai says I want my free DVDS!!!!


  18. December 6, 2010 2:37 pm

    John W

    Once the Heimlich maneuver was applied it was apparent what Simba the elephant was choking on.


  19. December 6, 2010 2:37 pm

    G4torturedsoul

    Next season on Dancing with the Stars


  20. December 6, 2010 2:37 pm

    Large1

    I call this move “The Ele-copter”.


  21. December 6, 2010 2:37 pm

    Large1

    Me- “Hey, Tony!… How do you get down from that elephant?”
    Tony- “You don’t, silly… You get down from a goose!”


  22. December 6, 2010 2:37 pm

    Large1

    Dr. Tony Ja – Pachydermatoligist


  23. December 6, 2010 2:37 pm

    Domi P77

    “I know ong bak 2 wasn’t that good but I swear this one we’ll be better!!”


  24. December 6, 2010 2:37 pm

    Adamx

    I shouldnt of eatin that taco bell


  25. December 6, 2010 2:37 pm

    Adamx

    Look a meat eating elephant…looks like Chinese foods on the menu


  26. December 6, 2010 2:37 pm

    Bstein

    I thought he said he was hung like an Elephant not hung from one.


  27. December 6, 2010 2:37 pm

    Bstein

    And they said a Disney World would not make it in this part of the world.