SYKE! Captain Kirk Will NOT Learn The Sting Of First Love In ‘Star Trek’ Sequel

Thursday, March 24 by

UPDATE: The original story came from an unofficial Facebook page. Please disregard. Although I’m sure he’ll do just fine with the ladies in the sequel. C’mon, just look at him.

With J.J. Abrams up to his glasses in Super 8 post and promotions, it’s been a little quiet on the Star Trek 2 front. But now as he puts the finishing touches on his “I like you. Do you like me?” note to Spielberg, it looks like things are ramping up.

Chris Pine took to his Facebook page today to update fans that he’ll totally be slattherin’ some space-stank on his hangdown in this sequel.

“After a thousand questions regarding the Star Trek sequel I can finally sa I am holding the draft script in my hand.  I can also now tell you I have a love interest and it’s all looking very exciting. Sorry but I cant give you a date for filming yet, but you guys are going to love it!”

This raises questions from the fans. First, what does it feel like? This love, you speak of. Secondly, who will the love interest be? Someone we already know? Someone from the original series? A totally hot alien with extra boobs?? Or a totally hot alien with a cup-holder? Because that would be fantastic. (MTV)

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  1. March 24, 2011 12:05 pm


    It is all bogus. Chris Pine does not have a Facebook page and never has had one. He has not seen the script as it is not finished yet. Deadline to have the script finished is 31 March. His publicist has had the fake facebook page closed. Under Californian law, what was done by the creators posing as Chris Pine is illegal.

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