Cameron Criticizes ‘Battleship’ Story, Obviously Hasn’t Seen ‘Avatar’

Monday, January 10 by

James Cameron, the only guy with any original ideas in Hollywood, has thrown the proposed Battleship movie under the bus in a recent German interview, coming to us from Moviefone. In a brief rant, he chides Universal and their $200 million Battleship plans for essentially being derivative and awful. Of course, it’s possible that Universal wasn’t willing to exercise Cameron-like patience and wait around for 12 years between projects, because that’s not always a viable business model.

He stopped short of predicting it would be a nightmarish mash-up of special effects and thin plots, ’cause, you know, glass houses and whatnot, but he does go on about how Hollywood puts too much of a premium on established brands and not enough on creating new ones. He seems to (consciously or not) overlook the fact that respected helmer Peter Berg is running the Battleship circus, which throws a little more credibility behind the production of a big-budget feature based on a simplistic board game. (The fact that Rihanna and Brooklyn Decker are also on board is another story altogether.) His words may have had more gravity if he had cited a Michael Bay movie, but Transformers movies only come out every nine months or so, and Cameron didn’t want to wait that long to let his feelings be known.

Cameron summed up his point nicely, saying, “They want to make the Battleship game into a film… This is pure desperation.” Says the gentleman whose next two projects are Avatar 2 and Avatar 3.

COMMENTS

  1. January 10, 2011 1:54 pm

    TinyDickman

    Mother fucker piece of faggotry(sorry homos) assbitch!


  2. January 10, 2011 1:54 pm

    Jame_gumb

    god I love TDM!


  3. January 10, 2011 1:54 pm

    TinyDickman

    Teh feeling is mutual


  4. January 10, 2011 1:54 pm

    Vinsanity

    Make fun of James Cameron all you want, but on this point he’s totally right. I read the script for Battleship. It’s a fucking hate crime.


  5. January 10, 2011 1:54 pm

    TinyDickman

    Well of course, it’s a fucking movie based on a fucking board game. And fucking Rihana is in it.


  6. January 10, 2011 1:54 pm

    Anonymous

    Next year’s Birth of a Nation.