Budweiser Too Good For Drunken Pilots All Of A Sudden

Tuesday, November 6 by
 

Much like a stumbling, sh*t-wrecked frat boy wobbling on his feet as the bars let out, Anheuser-Busch usually isn’t too choosey about who they’ll be seen with. However, after seeing their product in a sober viewing of Robert Zemeckis‘s Flight this past weekend, the goose piss manufacturer replied, “Whoa! Dude, not cool!”

Flight centers around Denzel Washington’s alcoholic airliner pilot who flies better when he’s had a few, which allows him to safely land an otherwise doomed flight. Anheuser-Busch is taking exception with a scene that features Capt. Chugsburp enjoying a cold, frosty Budweiser while driving his car, and has asked Paramount to remove their logo from the film. It’s still totally okay to feed Bud to dogs and have horses blow farts in the faces of naggy women*. Those moving images are completely acceptable to Anheuser-Busch. (THR)

 

* because naggy women are whores, you see.

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