‘BRUNO’ VS. ‘BETH COOPER’: THE DIVA CHART

Thursday, July 9 by

Friday marks the release of two "major" films, and both of them star celebrities who have lusted after Milo Ventimiglia.  I Love You, Beth Cooper tells the story of an unrequite high school crush. Brüno tells the story of… well, you’ve seen Borat right?  It’s like that, but with different accents and a lot more butt sex jokes. 

But here we are in the middle of July with not a single cat fight. Even Mariah Carey is playing nice with Janet Jackson! So, we went ahead and charted out the Diva War, blow by blow, to determine who’ll be box office champion of the weekend! Actually, it’s pretty obvious Brüno’s gonna sweep the floor with Hayden’s alabaster locks, but let’s give each side a fair shake.

Here you are, the scientific breakdown of each person’s worth (sums it up well):

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