Brett Ratner May Ruin 'Hercules'
Director Brett Ratner is in talks to ruin the legend of Hercules, The LA Times is reporting. Millennium/Nu Image has been developing the project for three years, and apparently just decided to say "f*ck it, I don't care any more, it's gonna suck no matter what we do." Shortly thereafter, Ratner was brought in for negotiations. At any rate, I'm hopeful we'll get to hear the line "Don't ever touch Greek man's radio" sometime soon.
I know it's pretty lazy for a hack like me to make fun of Ratner, but in all fairness to Brett...actually, I don't really have anything more to add to that statement.