BREAKING: ‘Transformers 3' Has an Opening Scene
**SPOILER ALERT** The crackpot team of Steven Spielberg and Michael Bay have done it again. They've come up with a beginning for their movie. All good filmmakers know a film needs a beginning, and Transformers 3 will be no exception. I don't want to ruin it for those who didn't lose interest in the franchise after Bay introduced racist robots, so I'll just say upfront that it involves the moon, which we already knew. It does not, however, involve E.T., which my hilariously misleading above picture suggests. That's photoshopped, by the way.
If you want to ruin the opening scene of Transformers 3 for yourself, check out CHUD's scoop after the jump...
There's a disturbance on the Moon. A robot shaped disturbance. Scientists on Earth see this and the information gets passed up the chain of command. In the White House men in black suits are breathlessly running through the halls, and they burst into the Oval Office. The president is behind the desk, back turned to the door, looking out the window. One of the men tells the president, 'Sir, something's happened on the Moon!' The president turns around.??
It's John F. Kennedy.
And then an aide scampers out from under his desk as he drops his R's. Can we just all agree that a movie about Michael Bay as the moon would probably turn out better than any Transformers movie? The surfing scenes would be EXTREEEEEEEEEME!