‘Bond 23′ Is Canceled

Tuesday, July 6 by

Our sentiments exactly.

Looks like MGM‘s brokeassedness will cost them a lot more than just The Hobbit. The studio’s historic James Bond series is also reportedly out this bitch. Production has halted on the upcoming Sam Mendes-directed Bond 23, and that it may not begin again. In fact, it could be years before we see Bond on the big screen again. Which means we’ll have to spend our time mercilessly blowing up our friends with proximity mines. Which gets old after the first few hundred times. From the UK Daily Mirror:

Production crew were told in April the £132million blockbuster, starring Daniel Craig, had been postponed amid “financial problems” at debt-ridden movie studio Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, which co-funded the film.

But now it has confirmed the movie has been axed – and it could be years before the secret agent with a licence to kill is back on the big screen.

Bond has been MGM’s golden ticket for years on end. If they can’t scrape together assets to make another blockbuster, it’s unlikely they’ll weather this storm. Better keep those Daniel Craig popsicles in the freezer for now, lame housewives and weird dudes. They’re scary collector’s items now.

 

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