‘Bond 23′ Delayed Indefinitely

Tuesday, April 20 by

Economic hard times haven’t only hurt 85% of everyone you know, forcing them move back with their parents and job hunt to no avail for 14 straight months. No. The deflation has als taken its toll on cocksure British spies who get laid pretty much constantly and introduce themselves in needlessly redundant ways. The cash-strapped MGM has announced that development on Bond 23 has been halted indefinitely.

Producers Michael G. Wilson and Barbara Broccoli have issued this statement:

Due to the continuing uncertainty surrounding the future of MGM and the failure to close a sale of the studio, we have suspended development on ‘Bond 23′ indefinitely. We do not know when development will resume and do not have a date for the release of ‘Bond 23.’

That sucks. I hate it when a film franchise isn’t afforded the opportunity to be sequeled into oblivion to the point where the plots and villians all melt together into one homogenized, exploding blur. Stories like this really need to spread their wings, y’know? And has no one taken into consideration the feelings of the poor TBS Superstation? Now they’ll likely never get to celebrate ’23 Days of Bond’ properly. (Coming Soon)

 

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