I understand that Conan The Barbarian is a complete and total badass. Poin taken. However, in the newly released poster below, the man is shirtless, completely surrounded be armored dudes with spears and swords, plus arrows are flying his way. Yet, the only scratch I can see is a tiny little one near his waistline. I'll believe that the guy can murder all these assholes and their friends & families in one afternoon, but one tiny cut? I assume his frowny-face is because he does not have a Spongebob Band-Aid for his barely noticeable boo-boo.

Lionsgate's Conan The Barbarian stars Jason Momoa, Stephen Lang and Ron Perlman. Directed by Marcus Nispel, it's coming to you in GrimaceVision 3D on August 19, 2011. Conan's violence-filled quest is the last hope for saving the Hyborian world from the forces of evil. Meanwhile, I'd like to take this opportunity to remind you that "Conan The Librarian" exists. I bet that Conan at least got two or three paper cuts. (IGN)