Big, Bad Texas is Too Scared for ‘Paranormal Activity 2′

Thursday, July 1 by

Like everyone else in America, I’ve always had to endure the boastful claims of the state of Texas. From the "Don’t Mess with Texas" slogan to awful Dallas Cowboys fans to the "Steers and Queers" line in Full Metal Jacket, Texans always seem to walk around like their poo-poos don’t stink. Well guess what, Tex; you’re not so tough after all!

Cinemark has pulled the trailer for Paramount’s "Paranormal Activity 2" from several theaters in Texas after receiving numerous complaints that the promo was "too" frightening.

Well look at the scared little state of Texas pissing itself in the corner over a cheesy horror movie trailer. Pathetic. Why don’t you run home to your "Friday Night Lights" and your "Austin City Limits," ya pansies! (Variety)