Director Baz Luhrmann is putting the pieces together for his 3D (???) adaptation of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby. Hopefully one of those pieces is a catchy song by The Cardigans. I also wouldn’t mind a few guns labeled: “dagger.”
Ben Affleck is in talks to join Warner Bros’ new version of the literary classic I somewhat remember from high school english class. He would play the wife of Daisy (Carey Mulligan), Tom Buchanan, a guy who really loves the white race. He’s, like, the white race’s biggest fan. Affleck would join Leonardo DiCaprio as The Gatman and Tobey Maguire as Nick Carraway.