‘Avatar’ Returning to Theaters, For Some Reason

Thursday, July 8 by

Awwwwe, not again! I got greedy!

In what might as well be billed as the Please Give Us $12 More Dollars Tour, James Cameron’s Avatar is returning to 3D and IMAX 3D theaters on August 27th. For those of you who are skeptical about paying for the "re-release" of a film that was still in theaters six months ago, 20th Century Fox has upped the ante by adding more than eight minutes of never before seen footage! If you’re paying $12 or more for a 3D ticket, that comes out to well over a dollar-per-minute of new footage.

The only way I’ll pay to see Avatar again is if the new material consists of Jake Sully injuring himself to the point where his Avatar is confined to a wheelchair, just like his human body. Now that’s irony! (Coming Soon)


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