If this news upsets you, I want you to hit him as hard as you can. Otherwise, just keep reading.

The author of Fight Club (and a shitload of books really similar to Fight Club), Chuck Palahniuk, is getting back to the story of Tyler, Jack, and Marla with a graphic novel sequel to the 1996 book.

In his synopsis, available right here on his website, young Charles informs us of where the triumvirate lie 17 years later. Jack and Marla are married, and Tyler is laying low, but getting a little stir-crazy.

While books normally take, even with prolific authors, a long time to write, graphic novels can normally be turned around much quicker. Considering the film adaptation was released to far more acclaim and cultural relevance than the book, expect people to start discussing a  new film right.....