Summer Movie Guide 2011

Another GD Actor in the GD Running for ‘Captain America’

Tuesday, March 16 by

Ready to dismantle the Third Reich one Nazi at a time.

Soon after we reported that Ryan Phillippe was being considered to take on the role of Captain America, news broke that stripper turned streets-stepper-up-to Channing Tatum has also been approached for the role. I must admit that I’m growing tired of writing about this movie day-in and day-out. What if we just cast an Australian who moved here at a young age? That almost counts as American, right?

Anyway, I have two very sound reasons why Channing Tatum should not be cast as the First Avenger.

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

[fart sound]

Regrettably, we’ll let you know as this story develops. Be sure to check us out tomorrow afternoon when it’s reported that Stifler is being eyeballed for the role. (THR)