Friday, September 4 by

I wonder if this angry feline is all that remains of Brownie the Cat in the future? I wouldn’t be surprised. If I were a cat and got an arrow through the head, I’d run around all day chasing sentient socks, especially if they sound like Elijah Wood. In read in this month’s "Cat Fancy" that "Elijah Wood’s voice" is second only to the sound of a tuna can opening in terms of What Turns Your Cat On.  [Clip from 9 courtesy of Coming Soon.]

Bat these weekend links around a bit and then sleep for 18 hours: 

Celebrity Couples With Their Heads Switched (HolyTaco)

Busey Time: Bird Season’s Over, Butthorn (FilmDrunk)

20 Sexy Catholic Schoolgirl Photos (Manofest)

Check In The Pockets Of Your Rented Tuxedo (Pajiba)

Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Are Unfortunate (CelebJihad)

The 10 Best Ghosts In Movies (Unreality)

Drive-Thru Church Open 24/7 (Asylum)

Why We Love College Football: Photo Gallery (BustedCoverage)

Girl Keeps Her Boobs And Her Polish In Her Bra (RegretfulMorning)

Blount Punches Boise Player Right In The Kisser (TotalProSports)

The First Things Woman Notice About You (MadeMan)

Darrell Waltrip Keeps Canada Down (AllLeftTurns)

Cop Punches Fat Guy During Massive Brawl (NothingToxic)

When Pottery Gets Really Sexual (Atom)


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