Why go to the public to search for a co-star when she's got a large stable of multi-ethnic children living under her roof? So Angelina Jolie landed on her daughter Vivienne, (the white girl, for those scoring at home).

Before we get any further, I would like to demonstrate that I can rattle off all the Jolie-Pitt kids from memory.

  • Knox

  • Vivienne

  • Pax

  • Zahara

  • Shiloh

  • Maddox

Anyway, the film that Vivienne and Angelina will be starring in Maleficent, the story of a mom who can't afford babysitters for all her children so starts taking them to work with her to star in movies. Actually, the film is about the villainous queen from Sleeping Beauty who will be played by the elder Jolie, with Vivienne taking on a role that just requires her to stay quiet for two goddamn seconds, probably.