Angelina Jolie to Team with Darren Aronofsky

Monday, March 1 by

Angelina Jolie can’t decide which movie-I’ll-never-see to do next. First there were reports that she dropped out of Wanted 2 in favor of Alfonso Cuaron‘s stranded on a spacestation drama Gravity. Word today is that she’s not part of Gravity and is circling a project with Darren Aronofsky.

The director and star are both looking to join an adaptation of Serena: A Novel. If the project does come to fruition, Serena: A Movie would star Jolie as the wife of a timber magnate in the woods of 1929 North Carolina. She would use the awesome powers of her vagina to convince him to commit increasingly ruthless acts. Later when she learns that she cannot conceive a child she decides that adoption is sooo 2002 and that murdering her husband’s illegitimate son is the new hotness.

Both Jolie and Aronofsky are waiting for a new script and budget before signing on to the evil vagina movie. I just wish that Angelina would learn to use that thing for good. Think of all the wars she could stop. (THR)

 

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