Comments on: ‘American Reunion’ To Make Your Next Spring Break More Mediocre http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/american-reunion-to-make-your-next-spring-break-more-mediocre/ Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Mon, 08 Aug 2011 14:05:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Tornowski Twins http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/american-reunion-to-make-your-next-spring-break-more-mediocre/#comment-109120 Tornowski Twins Tue, 26 Apr 2011 15:38:00 +0000 http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=209066#comment-109120 My brother and I took a couple of meetings to be the writers for this movie, but in the end, we just couldn't agree with the studio so we told them to give it to the White Castle guys. Look, this movie needs four or five more pie fucks, but apparently the American Pie franchise doesn't want to return to its roots. Way to forsake everything that made you what you are, assholes! Doesn't matter now. My brother and I are working on a new movie called, "American Cake" and it's going to be a thousand times better than this regurgitated drivel! -Steve Tornowski (Of Tornowski Twin fame) My brother and I took a couple of meetings to be the writers for this movie, but in the end, we just couldn’t agree with the studio so we told them to give it to the White Castle guys.

Look, this movie needs four or five more pie fucks, but apparently the American Pie franchise doesn’t want to return to its roots. Way to forsake everything that made you what you are, assholes!

Doesn’t matter now. My brother and I are working on a new movie called, “American Cake” and it’s going to be a thousand times better than this regurgitated drivel!

-Steve Tornowski (Of Tornowski Twin fame)

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