‘American Reunion’ To Make Your Next Spring Break More Mediocre

Monday, April 25 by

After the phenomenal success of Scream 4, I’m sure you’re all excited to see another best-in-the-90′s franchise return to the box office. Here’s the info on American Reunion‘s release date, so you know when to avoid the latest American Pie movie. No, this one’s not going straight to DVD.

Stiffler, band camps and pie sexing will all be back in theaters April 6, 2012. The first three were Summer releases, which makes me wonder if Universal thinks this pie will be tasty enough for blockbusterdom. However, on a high note (that’s gonna be a pun – wait for it), the film is being written and directed by Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg of “Harold and Kumar” fame. (Note the word “high” earlier.)

The cast include a veritable who’s-who of actors who have nothing better going on, including Jason Biggs, Seann William Scott, Chris Klein, and American Pie All-Star Check Collector Eugene Levy. Other Pie alums are playing hard-to-get, but will almost certainly acquiesce, like Tara Reid and Mena Suvari. (TheWrap)

COMMENTS

  1. April 25, 2011 11:04 pm

    Tornowski Twins

    My brother and I took a couple of meetings to be the writers for this movie, but in the end, we just couldn’t agree with the studio so we told them to give it to the White Castle guys.

    Look, this movie needs four or five more pie fucks, but apparently the American Pie franchise doesn’t want to return to its roots. Way to forsake everything that made you what you are, assholes!

    Doesn’t matter now. My brother and I are working on a new movie called, “American Cake” and it’s going to be a thousand times better than this regurgitated drivel!

    -Steve Tornowski (Of Tornowski Twin fame)