‘American Pie’ Sequel Finally Getting Its Sh*t Together
The plot of American Pie 4 has not been disclosed, but one can assume it will be crafted around some sort of embarrassing public erection or the consumption of fecal matter. Also, one can expect Eugene Levy to have an awkwardly frank conversation with Jason Biggs, during which he will utter some youthful expression like "LOL" or "epic fail!"
The previous three entries have earned $755 million, or roughly $150 million per thrust of Jason Biggs' penis into a pastry. You don't need to be a CPA to know that's just good business. (The Wrap)