Alexander Skarsgard Sets Sail on 'Battleship'
Dead in the water.
"True Blood" star Alexander Skarsgard is on board for the upcoming Universal film, Battleship. Skarsgard joins Taylor Kitsch in the adaptation of the iconic strategy game.
To many, making a movie about a nautical-themed board game might seem a tad stupid. But for all you skeptics, there's one thing you should know. An "alien invasion" element has been added to the plot.
Wow. It's beyond mockery. Congrats, Universal. You sunk my sarcasm. (Coming Soon)