Knowing full well that he doesn’t possess the temperament to cry through a paper bag in an art gallery, Alec Baldwin has opted to drop out of public life altogether. A frequent target to the paparazzi and the press in general, Baldwin has decided he will distance himself from conflict by moving from New York to California. “I’ve lived this for 30 years, I’m done with it,” Baldwin announced in a 5,284-word essay for New York magazine.
At least in California, he doesn’t have to worry about photographers waiting outside his bear cage to poke him with sticks. There he will have a vast estate where he won’t have to wear Monopoly on his face
or pretend to be a scary ghost.
Screen Junkies wishes Alec Baldwin luck on his big move out west and we have two hopes. 1) that he doesn’t throw any paparazzi off a cliff, and 2) that he moves in next to Justin Bieber. Their feuds would be EPIC.