Troma’s The Toxic Avenger film is a cult hit about a 98-lb weakling who mutates into a misshapen hulk after falling into a vat of toxic waste. He uses his newfound strength to rip evil-doers limb from limb and then sodomize them with said limbs. Today comes news that Akiva Goldsman has picked up the rights to remake The Toxic Avenger without including any of those good parts.
The new Toxie will be a green superhero who embarks on PG-13 adventures. Which means instead of introducing a thug’s head to his sphincter, he will now introduce thugs to brochures about recycling and Al Gore documentaries. (Deadline)